Help Desk Blues

Good morning help desk What’s your problem today? You turn on your computer But you got no display Are the wires plugged in, Is the power turned on? No power in your building? Yes, I think that’s what’s wrong

I got those help desk blues Talkin’ on that phone everyday The masses are asses The users are losers What am I to do? I sit all alone I answer the phone The help desk blues

Good morning help desk What’s your problem today? Can you ask a stupid question You just did I say There are no stupid questions I say with a smile It’s the people that are stupid I’m thinkin’ all the while

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Good morning help desk State your problem please In the middle of an update The screen, it did freeze There was a message To continue press any key So what is the problem You can’t find that “any” key

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